It's a Beaut Clark | T-Shirt

Twenty-five thousand imported Italian twinkle lights, a sap-dripping Douglas fir, and an RV parked out front.

Featuring retro, mid-century graphic vibes, this holiday tee pays homage to the patron saint of catastrophic cheer, Clark W. Griswold. Soft, durable, and guaranteed not to blow the city grid—or catch fire from an electrocuted cat.

Throw it on, grab a moose mug of eggnog, and embrace the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny Kaye.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center