Festivus | T-Shirt

Major in grievance airing, minor in feats of strength. Featuring bold, varsity-style lettering, this retro tee brings ivy-league tradition to Frank Costanza’s aluminum-pole holiday.

Tinsel is distracting, but classic campus style is timeless. Built for telling family members all the ways they’ve disappointed you this year—and staying comfortable until the head of the household is pinned.

Pull it on, gather 'round the pole, and rep a holiday for the rest of us.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center