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Eating Junk and Watching Rubbish | T-Shirt

Sale price$28.99
Color:Dark Chocolate
Size:L
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No parents, no rules, twelve scoops of ice cream, and Angels with Filthy Souls on full blast.

Featuring vintage 1990 throwback graphics, this cozy tee honors Kevin McCallister’s masterclass in domestic freedom and holiday indulgence. Soft, comfortable, and strictly off-limits to sticky-fingered burglars.

Pull it on, tell the world you'd better not find them on your property, and keep the change, ya filthy animal.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

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