Blood Sucking Monkeys from West Mifflin Pennsylvania - Long Sleeve Tee - Yinzylvania

Blood Sucking Monkeys from West Mifflin Pennsylvania - Long Sleeve Tee

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Step into the eerie world of classic horror comedy with our "Blood Sucking Monkeys from West Mifflin Pennsylvania" long sleeve tee – an homage to the iconic SCTV sketch "Monster Chiller Horror Theater" and the hilariously spooky Count Floyd, portrayed by Pittsburgh's very own Joe Flaherty!

Crafted from top-notch, soft cotton, this t-shirt ensures a comfortable fit for fans who are ready to brave any horror – real or comedic! Wear it on spooky movie nights, arahnd tahn for Halloween, to comedy shows, or simply as a statement of your appreciation for classic television.

  • Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
  • Retail Fit
  • Tear away label
  • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)

    Sizing & Apparel Info

    Unisex Tees

    Sizing Note: S-3XL Tees are an "Athletic Fit" . Order 1 size up for traditional/looser fit. 
        SIZE GUIDE
        Size: A (in ) B ( in) C ( in)
        S 26.50 17.48 7.99
        M 27.48 20.00 8.27
        L 28.46 21.50 8.98
        XL 30.24 23.98 9.25
        2XL 31.50 25.47 9.45
        3XL 33 28 9.76
        4XL 34 30 10.24
        5XL 35 32 10.75

         

        Sizes S-3XL 

        • Athletic fit (order one size up for looser/ more traditional fit)
        • Lightweight fabric
        • Solid colors are 100% combed, ring spun cotton
        • Heather colors are 50/50 cotton/poly blend (Athletic Heather is 90% cotton/ 10% poly)

        Sizes 4XL-5XL

        • Classic fit
        • Medium weight fabric
        • Solid colors are 100% cotton
        • Heather colors are 50/50 cotton/poly blend (Athletic Heather is 90% cotton/ 10% poly) 

        All of our designs are available in 4XL and 5XL size tees. If yinz see something yinz like but need a bigger size, please let us know by emailing us at info@yinzylvania.com and we will get one added in Big and Tall ASAP.

        Ladies Tees

        ITEM RUNS SMALL. ORDER ONE SIZE UP FOR A ROOMIER FIT.

         

        Women’s Premium T-Shirt

        slimmer fit
        A B C
        S 26 in 18 in 6.0 in
        M 27 in 20 in 6.2 in
        L 28 in 22 in 6.2 in
        XL 29 in 23 in 6.7 in
        2XL 29 in 24 in 7.0 in
        3XL 30 in 24 in 7.2 in

        Soft yet stretchy, a little longer than a standard tee and figure-flattering. 

        • 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
        • Light fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (145 g/m²))
        • Relaxed fit
        • Sewn-in label
        • Machine wash

        Long Sleeve Tee

          Men's Premium Long Sleeve T-Shirt

          normal fit
          A B C
          S 27 in 18 in 24 in
          M 29 in 20 in 25 in
          L 30 in 22 in 27 in
          XL 31 in 23 in 27 in
          2XL 32 in 25 in 27 in
          3XL 32 in 27 in 28 in

          • Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
          • Retail Fit
          • Tear away label
          • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)

          Hoodies

          Gildan Heavy Blend Adult Hoodie

          Normal Fit
          A B C
          S 26 in 20 in 22 in
          M 27 in 22 in 22 in
          L 28 in 24 in 22 in
          XL 29 in 26 in 23 in
          2XL 30 in 28 in 23 in
          3XL 31 in 30 in 23 in
          4XL 32 in 32 in 24 in
          5XL 33 in 34 in 24 in

           

          This hoodie is the epitome of versatility. Perfect for the beach, the slopes, and everywhere in between, this hoodie will keep you warm while looking cool. You can hide all of your valuable keepsakes in the pouch pocket, and you can hide your face thanks to the matching drawcord. Is there anything this hoodie can’t do?

          • 8.5 oz (280 gm) cotton/polyester blend fleece
          • tear away neck label
          • 1x1 ribbing at cuffs & waistband
          • metal eyelets
          • standard fit

          Crewneck Sweatshirts

          The size dimensions
          normal fit
          A
          B           		C
          S 25.98 20.00 22.52
          M 27.01 21.97 22.99
          L 27.99 24.02 23.27
          XL 28.98 25.98 23.50
          2XL 30.00 27.99 24.02
          3XL 30.98 28.54 26.50
          4XL 31.97 31.97 27.56
          5XL 33.98 33.98 28.58

           

          This classic has stood the test of time. Always in fashion, this crewneck sweatshirt by Gildan is perfect as an outer, under or single layer. Soft and comfortable, this stand-by is a must.

          • 50% preshrunk cotton/50% polyester | Fabric Weight: 7.75 oz (midweight)
          • Pill-resistant
          • 1X1 Lycra® spandex ribbed collar, cuffs and waist
          • Fully double-stitched

            All of our apparel are printed right here in Western Pennsylvania in good old USA.

             

              Sizing & Apparel Info

              Unisex Tees

              Sizing Note: S-3XL Tees are an "Athletic Fit" . Order 1 size up for traditional/looser fit. 
                  SIZE GUIDE
                  Size: A (in ) B ( in) C ( in)
                  S 26.50 17.48 7.99
                  M 27.48 20.00 8.27
                  L 28.46 21.50 8.98
                  XL 30.24 23.98 9.25
                  2XL 31.50 25.47 9.45
                  3XL 33 28 9.76
                  4XL 34 30 10.24
                  5XL 35 32 10.75

                   

                  Sizes S-3XL 

                  • Athletic fit (order one size up for looser/ more traditional fit)
                  • Lightweight fabric
                  • Solid colors are 100% combed, ring spun cotton
                  • Heather colors are 50/50 cotton/poly blend (Athletic Heather is 90% cotton/ 10% poly)

                  Sizes 4XL-5XL

                  • Classic fit
                  • Medium weight fabric
                  • Solid colors are 100% cotton
                  • Heather colors are 50/50 cotton/poly blend (Athletic Heather is 90% cotton/ 10% poly) 

                  All of our designs are available in 4XL and 5XL size tees. If yinz see something yinz like but need a bigger size, please let us know by emailing us at info@yinzylvania.com and we will get one added in Big and Tall ASAP.

                  Ladies Tees

                  ITEM RUNS SMALL. ORDER ONE SIZE UP FOR A ROOMIER FIT.

                   

                  Women’s Premium T-Shirt

                  slimmer fit
                  A B C
                  S 26 in 18 in 6.0 in
                  M 27 in 20 in 6.2 in
                  L 28 in 22 in 6.2 in
                  XL 29 in 23 in 6.7 in
                  2XL 29 in 24 in 7.0 in
                  3XL 30 in 24 in 7.2 in

                  Soft yet stretchy, a little longer than a standard tee and figure-flattering. 

                  • 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
                  • Light fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (145 g/m²))
                  • Relaxed fit
                  • Sewn-in label
                  • Machine wash

                  Long Sleeve Tee

                    Men's Premium Long Sleeve T-Shirt

                    normal fit
                    A B C
                    S 27 in 18 in 24 in
                    M 29 in 20 in 25 in
                    L 30 in 22 in 27 in
                    XL 31 in 23 in 27 in
                    2XL 32 in 25 in 27 in
                    3XL 32 in 27 in 28 in

                    • Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
                    • Retail Fit
                    • Tear away label
                    • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)

                    Hoodies

                    Gildan Heavy Blend Adult Hoodie

                    Normal Fit
                    A B C
                    S 26 in 20 in 22 in
                    M 27 in 22 in 22 in
                    L 28 in 24 in 22 in
                    XL 29 in 26 in 23 in
                    2XL 30 in 28 in 23 in
                    3XL 31 in 30 in 23 in
                    4XL 32 in 32 in 24 in
                    5XL 33 in 34 in 24 in

                     

                    This hoodie is the epitome of versatility. Perfect for the beach, the slopes, and everywhere in between, this hoodie will keep you warm while looking cool. You can hide all of your valuable keepsakes in the pouch pocket, and you can hide your face thanks to the matching drawcord. Is there anything this hoodie can’t do?

                    • 8.5 oz (280 gm) cotton/polyester blend fleece
                    • tear away neck label
                    • 1x1 ribbing at cuffs & waistband
                    • metal eyelets
                    • standard fit

                    Crewneck Sweatshirts

                    The size dimensions
                    normal fit
                    A
                    B                     		C
                    S 25.98 20.00 22.52
                    M 27.01 21.97 22.99
                    L 27.99 24.02 23.27
                    XL 28.98 25.98 23.50
                    2XL 30.00 27.99 24.02
                    3XL 30.98 28.54 26.50
                    4XL 31.97 31.97 27.56
                    5XL 33.98 33.98 28.58

                     

                    This classic has stood the test of time. Always in fashion, this crewneck sweatshirt by Gildan is perfect as an outer, under or single layer. Soft and comfortable, this stand-by is a must.

                    • 50% preshrunk cotton/50% polyester | Fabric Weight: 7.75 oz (midweight)
                    • Pill-resistant
                    • 1X1 Lycra® spandex ribbed collar, cuffs and waist
                    • Fully double-stitched

                      All of our apparel are printed right here in Western Pennsylvania in good old USA.

                       

                        FAQ

                        No problem! All of our designs are available in heavy cotton tees sized 4XL and 5XL. Perfect for those who like a little extra potato in their pierogi. Yinz can order them here.
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                        • Stickers shipping is $2.95
                        • Mugs, glasses, and doormat shipping is $9.95

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                        Your order is printed at time of purchase and is sent out in just a day or two from our Western Pennsylvania based fulfillment center.

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                        We want yinz to love your purchase. If your item arrives broken or defective in anyway, please email us at so that we can help make it right.

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